Friday, August 21, 2009

Jai needs...

Here’s how it works: Google “[your first name] needs” and share the first 15 results. That's it: it is that simple. But be honest! Then tag some friends to pass this on...

*i was going for "Jaimie needs", but i realized i like using "Jai" more, and guess what? results are waaaay funnier. ;D to the people who know me well, have fun! :D*

1. Jai needs to play in an uptempo style.
[http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/columns/story?columnist=katz_andy&id=2855252]

- haha how much more uptempo? ;) okay, let me get my hands on something nice and sugarey and i'll give you uptempo. LOL

2. Jai needs.. to play uptempo style, a new job, needs to focus, help to come home, & a big story line.
[http://twitter.com/mytyp/status/3114407721]

- awww. what a giveaway. boo to you on this one, twitter. :(

3. Jai needs to focus on beefing up the family's cash reserve.
[http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1365/is_5_33/ai_94672524/]

- HAHA! this simply means my ass has got to get out of the house and back to work SOON! haha do you hear me screaming "alipin"??? :D

4. Jai Needs A New Job
[http://www.latingossip.com/television/jai-needs-a-new-job.html]

- <3 this, LOL. need i say more? #3 has it written down PERFECTLY. ;)

5. JAI needs J2SE 1.3 to install..
[http://forums.sun.com/thread.jspa?threadID=5382469]

- okay, this i have no idea about. ;p *krookroo moment*

6. Jai needs help to come home
[http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20633905-2862,00.html]

- of course i do. i need help to come "home" into your arms. <3 eww. cheeesy craaap. LOL

7. Jai needs a big story line.
[http://www.backtothebay.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=32811]

- haha i know. i need a grandiose ending to my long and complicated story ;)

8. JAI needs motif native libraries on Solaris with JDK 1.4.
[http://marc.info/?l=ant-user&m=106491061405440&w=2]

- again, stumped. NEEEXT.

9. JAI needs sometimes to know the name of the vendor who developed the application, and the implementation of it…
[http://thierry.wasylczenko.free.fr/?p=66]

- yes, i think i do. so i won't have to tinker with every single program i install and go ahead and use it according to what it was ACTUALLY bound to do. LOL

10. Jai needs a really good producer to show what (s)he is capable of doing.
[http://www.amazon.com/Mondo-Rama-Jai-Uttal/dp/B00005Y1JO]

- HAHA i knowww! :D broadway, here i come! <3 haha ;p

11. Jai needs a business start-up loan and a savings account.
[http://www.bot.or.th/Thai/ResearchAndPublications/DocLib_/article08_07_09_a.pdf]

- oh, yes please! :D (with eyes aflutter :D)

12. JAI needs to be able to "see" the ImageIO tools as well, and I'm pretty confident that in your case what's happening is that somehow it(she) can't.
[http://markmail.org/message/7fzj53rgvkuvpikr]

- sheesh. another software thing. GAAAAAA

13. Jai needs to work on his(her) feet and ankles.
[http://www.bollyadda.com/2009/05/dance-india-dance-22-may.html]

- yes, to get this lifelong sprain(s?) figured out. harharhar.

14. JAI Needs Assessment Team learned that in the absence of textbooks, some teachers have resorted to making pamphlets.
[http://el-gr.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=212029970252]

- oh yeah, made one myself. think retro>st. paul pasig>I-7>algeb>math path brochure>miss camacho :D

15. Jai needs to understand that it is possible to redesign jobs around employees instead of looking for the perfect employee for each job.
[http://www.businessworld.in/index.php/Cases/Accepting-Change.html]

- of course i know that. problem is, you have to redesign (again!) once you get a new employee. attrition, anyone? :D LOL serious mode <3

there! <3 haha craaazy. ;p