copycatism gone professional

start-start, op-mac.

yes. you may have read it, but i'm sure you don't get it. i am a professional copycat.

struc-struc.

though it may creep you out to think so, sadly, it's exactly what i do. and i don't do it just because i want to, i do it because it's what my present commitment calls for. and just to make things saucier, there're a couple of things you have to edit when you start parroting minutes upon minutes of hullabaloo and seemingly nonsensical banter.

peerko, par-par.

lead-mac. [here we go.]

as depressing as everything gets [comma] it's apparently normal to fail like we've been doing so far [peerko] but the actual experience of failing is excruciating [comma] and ego [hyphen] shattering moments are really rampant though we despise the genuine feeling of it [peerko]

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to cut to the chase [comma] what we really need to learn is the eternal [comma] bright [hyphen] and [hyphen] shiny place we call detachment [peerko] suffice to say that i [comma] compared to most people [comma] find that difficult to achieve [peerko]

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in the greater scheme of things [comma] i would think of detachment as gravy [peerko] this time [comma] however [comma] i just feel new beginnings should be spent with a sense of achievement and further regard for personal growth [peerko] and [comma] as an authentic advocate of personal growth myself [comma] i would think a good start is the way to go [peerko]

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as with a number of instances [comma] i thought wrong [peerko] ostensibly unaffected by a string of unfortunate events [comma] i make sure i do things right the next time [peerko] but everything else will not cooperate [comma] and that makes me crash momentarily [peerko] i hate to see everyone around me completely adjust to the annoying mood swing i suddenly don [comma] but it takes some getting used to and i can't stay icy [hyphen] cool forever [peerko]

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we all have our moments [comma] you know [peerko]

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so here's to the entire voicewriting batch's survival [comma] everyone [comma] keep their sanities screwed in [peerko] i guess i just have to let go of the desire to always be in top shape because [comma] sometimes [comma] failing is not NOT an option [peerko]

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on that note [comma] let me end this reverie by quoting a reality i have recently discovered from the lives of them Brits [colon]

because somehow [comma] no matter how much we try to prevent it [comma] we will get to the breaking points of our good days [peerko] and when you think about it [comma] it's not about what happened [peerko] in the long run [comma] it boils down to how you deal with it [peerko]

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so yes [comma] Keep Calm and Carry On [peerko] :D

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thank you [peerko] ladies and gentlemen [comma] this concludes today's conference [peerko] you may disconnect your lines at this time [peerko] thank you for your participation [peerko]